Loner Family - Chapter 1

Our next stop is the home of Ajay Loner. He really seems to keep quiet. Maybe we can get him to tell us a little bit about his life. Ajay?

Hmmm, yeah. Oh I heard about you. That you are kind of nosy.

Watch it! I am all great and all powerful

Yeah, then who is that out there?

Pay no attention to the woman behind the screen! Just tell us your story!

Um, sure. Okay. Let's see I moved into my house here at 91 Road to Nowhere to kinda start my life out. I got a job first because , let's be honest, you can't do anything in life without some funds. So I took a job as an EMT.
After I got the job I didn't have to be at work until the next morning so I took off and went downtown. I met this guy, Eric GilsCarbo. We played chess and talked. I asked him about the aliens that are supposed to be walking around here. He said that it is true. I'm not so sure, I'll believe it when I see it.
Anyway, then I met this woman, Madeleine Baity. We hit it off right away. She told me all about her world travels. She is a very well traveled woman. Anyway we had dinner and I think we might go out again.



Hmmm, we thought you might have been more interested in Eric

What? Why?

Uh, no reason

I'm not gay!

Sure, okay. But it would be okay if you are.

I'M NOT GAY!

See look I'll prove it to you. Here is me and Madeleine. We are kissing. See! NOT GAY!
And here we are cuddling on the couch. NOT GAY!
And look here we are making out! NOT GAY!
And I'm proposing. NOT GAY!
She's accepted. NOT GAY!
Now here we are getting married. NOT GAY!
Our kiss. NOT GAY!
And look Madeleine is pregnant. That can only happen one way. If I'm NOT GAY!

Okay, okay. You're not gay

Thank you. Anyway, Madeleine and I were married and she was pregant with our first baby. Life was good. Even though Madeleine really can't cook. She caught the kitchen on fire.

So are you saying that you are the cook?

Yes I, wait a minute. I'M NOT GAY! See look, now Madeleine is really big!
Anyway, we have added on to the house to prepare for our little addition. Here it is.

It looks very nice. Did you do the designing yourself?

Why, yes I did.

::giggles::

I'M NOT GAY!!! Get out of here!

All right, all right. Take care Ajay and have fun with that new little one.


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