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Monday, March 13, 2006

Chloe Curious - Chapter 2

Here we are at the home of Chloe Curious, twin sister of Lola. When we last left Chloe she was pregnant with a baby and she did not know who the father was. Any luck figuring that out Chloe?

Nope. I think I might know but I'm not too sure. Besides, its not like I actually want to see my kids' father again.

Kids? You mean you have more that one?

Um, yeah. Turns out birth control isn't 100% effective. Did you know that?

Um yeah I did.

Huh, well they really should put that one the box. Anyway, I went into labor with my first baby in the evening. I couldn't believe how much it hurt! Geez, why don't they tell you that?

Uh, they do.

What? They do?

Yeah. Chloe didn't you talk to anybody about having a baby?

No, why would I? You just pop them out.

Okay. ::rolls eyes::

Anyway so I went into to labor in the evening. I had some lady come and help me deliver the baby.
So here it is. My son, Davin. He's got my green skin and black eyes but he's got brown hair which I think he might get from his father.

So after I had the baby I called up Countess Vicki. I told her I was a mother and she didn't seem to mind that and she came over and helped ease my pains. We did a little bit of making out.
And then had a little fun in the tub.
Well, after our fun, Vicki decided that she wanted me to join her as a vampire. I didn't really know what she was doing at first. I just saw this purplish glow and I got all light and floating feeling. I wish I had felt like that when I was having the kid.
Then the next thing I knew she was biting me in the neck. You would have thought it would have hurt having a vampire chick sink her fangs into you but it didn't. In fact it felt rather erotic. Almost like our "fun" in the tub.
Just like that I became a vampire.
I have to admit that I like being a little freaky like that.
I have this special coffin bed for sleeping in. Vicki bought for me as a present. I have to sleep in it during the day so I don't die. I have found the light burns me pretty bad. Almost as bad as having a kid.

Wait. Chloe if you have to sleep during the day, who takes care of the baby?

Oh some old lady comes by to do that.

A nanny?

I don't know what her name is but I know its not Nanny.

::rolls eyes::

So it turns out kids grow fast. Davin was already a year old. Here we are on his birthday.
Davin Curious (Green, Brown Hair, Black Eyes)
Scorpio (10 Neat, 7 Outgoing, 9 Active, 0 Serious, 1 Grouchy)

Wait a second, Chloe who is that in the picture and are you pregnant again?

What? Oh, him. That's Darren Wood he's the gardener. And yes I'm pregnant again.

Chloe, who is the father? You know Vicki couldn't have gotten you pregnant.

Wait, why not?

::rolls eyes::

I don't know who the father is. I don't remember. I don't remember sleeping with anyone besides Vicki. Vampires have funny ways you know. But I don't know who got me pregnant, I just know that I'm pregnant.

Its been kind of hard being pregnant, a vampire and raising Davin. Although I seem to be doing okay. The first thing I did was teach him how to go to the bathroom. Diapers are so disgusting!
Sometimes I need to practice being an intimidating vampire.
So would you believe this? I went into labor while Darren was over and I was trying to get him into bed. At least he was there to help me. I'd forgotten how bad this hurts!
I had another son, Darin. I still don't know who got me pregnant.
But I do know that I slept with Darren a few nights later.
Oh and Davin is starting school. He looks pretty darn handsome if you ask me.
Is that gross that I think my son is handsome?

No Chloe, its not gross. Its just you being a proud mother.

Okay good. I thought maybe it was weird.

Nope not weird. But do me a favor Chloe.


What's that?

Don't have any more kids.

Hey I didn't want the first two. You don't have to tell me twice.

::Sighs:: Well that's it this week. Join us again next week were we visit more Area 62 families.


7 Comments:

Blogger Alexis said...

Chloe is too funny! A romance sim with two children and no live-in partner, huh? That should be fun *LOL*

March 13, 2006 2:52 PM

 
Blogger PRMami said...

Ok maybe she got knocked up in a public swimming pool? How can a grown woman not know who the father of her kids are? is she not awake while the did is being done? LMAO good chapter

March 13, 2006 3:46 PM

 
Blogger CeeCee said...

Loved the "Friends" quote. I was planning on that same idea with an upcoming update.

LOL that she doesn't know how she got pregnant the second time!

Great updates.

March 13, 2006 7:23 PM

 
Blogger Anjel76 said...

Chloe has somehow lost some IQ points I think. Where is her MIND at?!?! She couldn't remember who she'd slept with?!?! *slaps fo'head* Don't you just wanna slap her around a bit to see if you can knock some sense into her? *sigh* Davin is a cutie pie though. :O)) Hopefully he WON'T take after his mother. ;OD

March 13, 2006 8:00 PM

 
Blogger simstar28 said...

She is a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket, but she's fun, especially with the guys. Hopefully her sons will turn her around.

March 13, 2006 10:38 PM

 
Blogger AeronwyDiobhell said...

Davin is a little cutiepie! And why doesn’t it surprise me that Chloe likes being a vampire. Wow, Chloe not only is completely clueless, she’s also a bad mother! Darren is also a cutie. And Davin is an adorable child. :-D But you know… if nobody tells Chloe how women get pregnant, you know she’s going to keep having kids… *sighs and shakes her head*

March 14, 2006 11:15 AM

 
Anonymous Lisa said...

Does anyone else think it's funny that the gardener woohoos with his hat on? This is why schools should educate people on sex. It should be the parents' responsibility, but as we can see here, the parents don't always get the job done!

March 14, 2006 11:40 AM

 

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